- Seriously, I know everyone’s name. I was up half the night learning to pronounce Calanasia Zbrezniak. 
- Cally doesn’t work here anymore.
- Dianastasia Jorma?
- Nope.
- Mohammed al Mohammed el Mohammed bin Bazir? 
- Went to Fox.
- Fox hired someone with three Mohammeds in their name? 

The Newsroom | News Night 2.0

Jim: Identify yourself and your news agency, summarize the segment, the length, whether it’s live or not and who we’re having on from the other side.
Maggie: I’m sorry, but don’t I first open my eyes and notice it’s a new day?
Jim: What are we talking about here because—?
Maggie: I’ve done this before!
Jim: Okay.
Maggie: (turns to the computer) What is this magic box in front of me?!
Jim: Have I done something to you?
Maggie: I swear, I was just thinking the exact same thing. I’ve no idea why I’m being mean to you.
Jim: Now that you know that, do you think you’ll stop?
Maggie: That’s the thing, it doesn’t feel like it. I’m just being honest.
Jim: Can’t ask for more than that… Except rational thought.
Maggie: What was that?
Jim: Nothing.